So the middle sister is acting up again. Her battle plan with my dad and his SO has gone well - she's acting normal and what not, but her new plan with the youngest sister (getting engaged, a new dog, and a place with her fiance) seems irrational.

Previous entry here
And here

The new angle of attack Lindsey is going for is she is holding her attendance at Ashley's wedding in question unless Ashley affirms her yet-to-be-had-children are raised catholic.

Ah what? When (and why) did this Aunt Connie/SuperNun paradigm shift occur? Granted Ashley's fiance is jewish, but they are getting married by a catholic priest (friend of the family) in a catholic church. Hmm.

Also why is Lindsey trying to bargain with Ashley's non existent children? Quite puzzling, and as the big brother I shall have to intercede on Ashley's behalf.

This is just patently absurd on too many levels to be legit. Are we being punked right now? Come on Ashton - come out so I can kick you in the nuts and make off with Miss Demi Moore. I'll show her a scarlet letter or two!

Suck it Trebeck