I drag my ass to work today... we have a half day and for some reason I am required to drive down town when I could have easily rolled my ass out of bed, shuffled four feet, and worked from home in my undies. *sigh* So much for quasi non traditional work attire.

I get to work, narrowly get hit by some moron running lights like it's still slick outside, and wonder if my beef jerky and soda will fit for Christmas Eve breakfast or do I need something more meaningful?

I continue to hum The Flys' "Got you where I want you" into my office when I notice an email from our mercs (over seas mercs - not to be confused with mercs ten feet away from me). It's a holiday card. Wonderful. I open it up and this is the message "May the magic of the season cast a charm of joy... on your life!". Here would be the series of reactions:

1. Wow.. really? Magic and christmas?
2. Magic is a douchebag game.
3. I may be a bit rusty on my d&d lore, but the charm spell doesn't cause joy - it causes things to like you.

Arg.

On a irrelevant note my secret santa gift has not arrived in the mail yet from one of my forums. If I get stiffed on this one then I will be sorely pissed.