Today was mildly more amusing than most. Last Friday was a Core-Legal-Lunch meet up and if I had to hear one more time from the waiter about Susan's lack of meat consumption or injection and why she would not want meat with her nay-hos I was going curl up in a laughing fit. Very subtle hints there Mr. Waiter. Then again I blame Susan for having such a revealing shirt unbuttoned. She was just throwing herself out there for the greater good of attention and ogling. Then again I hear that's how court cases are won.

On another note I am waiting for my confirmation of two tickets to the Yankee v Royals game in August. I guess it takes 48 hours (max) to verify I got my shit ordered. Hello $150 (each) tickets! Though five rows back above the left half the visitor's dugout.. even with 3rd base line. Foul ball territory and what not.

I had to snicker at my buddy's wife getting shingles for her two year anniversary gift. I thought that shit was eradicated and only afflicted the bad kids from dirty homes in elementary school. I should brush up on my diseases. This is probably why I am not in med school. Hopefully they can lase that shit from where ever it hides in the body.

On a positive note Brad is so far not at work and his phone is not buzzing, nor have I received my unwanted updates on the Shockers. Let's hope it stays that way and I can stop filing down my recyclable shank.