I was outside bitching about the intermittent slow down in our network, and a super pissy user who thinks the problem is related to our system and flat out disbelieves it when I told him other systems were having issues.

So the guys outside were bitching about our admin-ish folk. When revealing the link that the head of this admin-clan was the mother of a systems admin here there was much discussion on the relative age of both parties. Falloutboy pipped up "what if they are lying about family relationship for some reason?". The other guy immediately responded "Why would the daughter lie about that? It would be like claiming Hitler was your relative!".

Hilter jokes - always funny.