Damn you USPS! I have a package you said was estimated to be in today... which of course means I read that as "WILL TOTALLY, WITH OUT A SHRED OF DOUBT, BE HERE TODAY AND IN YOUR HOT LITTLE HANDS FOR YOU TO PLAY WITH!".. but no. Because Arlington, TX is a bunch of slow dingo jumpers it is reporting my package is estimated to be TOMORROW! It is practically NEVER going to get here!

Grrrrrrrrrrrr.........

Why must shit take so long to get here? Where are my matter compiler/matter assembler?! Fuuuuuuuuuuuudge.