Alternate title: "How Crazy Bitch keeps her Title"

Short series of events that went down a few days ago and in general I am not happy about them. A gang of my buddies decided to go out and sing some songs and drink some beers. We were a small contingent of folks that included some of my buddies' cousins, their friends, and other assorted folk. A large group to say the least. By the time I got one of my buddies - Buddy-A (BA) as he shall be named - and got to the bar the rest of the group had taken over about three tables and we took a fourth. A lot of people - a lot of real estate. I emphasis that for a reason. Remember that point.

Among these people that were not directly my buddy was this girl - deemed Crazy Girl 1 (CG1) - that BA had earlier on the car ride expressed annoyance she was there and that was going to be a deal breaker for him coming. Oooookay. We are all adults here (though in CG1's case that is a relative thing ).

We were done watching the Bosox making a miraculous come back in the 8th inning and I went outside to get some air. (it was awfully stuffy inside). I come back in and reclaim my seat (with that many people it's like musical fucking chairs). The seating was as follows: CG1 to the left of me, BA's cousin to the right, a bit around the table to her right was BA, and to the right of him was my buddy (and also BA's brother) who I shall call Buddy-B (BB). Some dbag in a white shirt and gold chains was talking to CG1. I thought nothing of it since CG1 has a large number of spook friends. BA's cousin, to the right of me, leans over and whispers "Can you make sure BA doesn't fight this guy talking to CG1?".

Well that's a strange comment. I peer a bit closer and notice everything seems cool. CG1 was sitting all prim and proper in her seat staring down BA (while dbag in the white shirt was talking to her). Well *THAT's* odd I thought, but I figured if this dbag in the white shirt was causing her problems she would have interjected with "go away" or got up and moved to any of the fifteen other seats next to any of the numerous people in our party. Oh well. She's an adult. Ten or fifteen minutes pass and things are fine; or so I thought.

BA stands up and tells dbag to leave her the fuck alone and get out there. Dbag responds with some words and now they are in eachother's faces ready to fight. People start standing up, Jeff the Bartender jumps between the two, and words are flying. I got the precursor to the whole thing - while I was outside getting air (twenty minutes ago) CG1 leaned over to BA and whispered "this guy is bugging me". More words are yelled. Dbag wants to smash a glass upside BA's head, and dbag's two buddies start running THEIR mouths. Ten minutes go by and things are starting to calm down. On a humorous note Dbag yells that he knows cops that are on their way. He didn't really have an answer to why he needed cops to back up his words. Oh well.

BA, BB, and I are outside getting some distance between BA and Dbag. Bartender Jeff comes out makes sure everyone's cool and explain dbag and his two buddies were all hammered up and he would not like to see anyone go to jail or them to the hospital. Haha. Funny. BA is yelling at BB and I that he did not do anything wrong, nor started the shit, and was disappointed we were not on his side. BB and I explain it's not an issue of right or wrong but an issue of just chilling the fuck out. CG1 was a big girl and jail time didn't need to be served over her letting some dbag talk to her.

About this time I have my revelation - all the pieces click together in a nice pattern. CG1 WANTED this shit to happen. She WANTED a fight to break out over her. She WANTED BA to be isolated and so forth so she can have him to her self. This bitch PLAYED my buddy. She failed at rational acts across the board and won at instigating shit. Ten to fifteen minutes while I was inside she *NEVER* said to dbag to go away, or move tables, or not engage him. No she just stared down BA and let the dbag go. This goaded BA into a semi irrational yelling match. Wow... what a manipulative bitch.

On second blush this isn't too far out of the realm of possibility with her - she is straight up crazy and her commentary about BA is damn near spooky as shit.

On the bright side I watched a funny interaction between CG1 and her sister - an across the parking lot yelling match about "whore, bitch, slut, 'who you going to fuck next slut?'" and so forth as CG1 and BA left to go home together.. presumably to study the Koran or something.

I am not a large fan of CG1.
She is bad news of my buddy BA.
I worry that she will lead BA down a bad path.

So it goes, I guess.