I was masticating with an overly small grapefruit when I got a knock on my door.. I cautiously get up and peer through hole and see a guy on the phone near the stairs.. Figuring what the hell I pop open the door and ask him "what's up?". It seems he is the son of the old lady next to me and she isn't responding to him knocking, her car hasn't moved in a few days, and her doctor's office said she missed a few appointments.. oh and the key he has doesn't work. Well fuck. I get the number to the night security/emergency guy and thankfully he answered. He should be on his way to opening the door to see if the old lady is there and kicking. Hmm... this might get three ways of creepy in an hour.