Dear god, my new team is remedial and is painful to be in. Please strike them down with some malady or a genetic mutation to amuse me. kthnxbi!

I am now straddling two teams.. my existing one and the new 'dev team' which will be run by Clompers. Our first, of many, "just-us" meetings was today. It was an overload of buddy-buddy chat... information humor like calling our team the "A-Team" and using the tv show's van as our logo... and one guy was sputtering, throwing out negative slams on everyone's projects, pretending to be a know it all... and generally acting like a 3rd grader... but Clompers let it roll.

God I feel like I was pulled out of a normal class and dropped into a remedial tracked class. Fuck this.

The best part was Mr.3rd-grader asked me as we left the meeting that I seemed pissed and not humored by his antics. Short of breaking his jaw with an upper cut I calmly brushed it off as having an over load of work to do with my current team and these sorts of meetings are a waste of my time.

Have some f'n decorum people. I get this is going to be the super-cool-relaxed-team-everyone-wants-to-join but damnit this is interfering with me actually getting work done... trying to push me into a role of actually caring about the schleps around me in this department... and being too cutesy/creepily-friendly. Not my style. I want out.

Oh and clompers wanted a time line of work from Sticks and I regarding the rest of CB. Really? Seriously?
A. That is not stick's job in any universe.
B. Why don't you ask the people that know - Mark and I?
C. Why did you specifically exclude jefe, dk, and mark?