After being laid low by a stomach flu and/or under cooked chicken (avian flu? lol) I was downing some pepto last night. I remembered two friends saying if you take too much you have a chance of turning your tongue black..

I thought six tablespoons over the course of the evening last night might do the trick, and I was right! While my tongue isn't black as a piece of coal it looks bruised and grayish. I might down the rest of the bottle tonight and finish the transformation!