After two lengthly phone conversations with my sisters I have decided the tale they told was amazingly ridiculous. I could have made millions of a Lifetime Movie script - assuming I wrote down the specifics of each call.

It boils down to one sister bluntly putting things while the other takes offense it it all. They both need to chill the fuck out and life will continue.

Middle Sis (MS) is concerned about the actual content and if Youngest SIs (YS) gets the deeper long lasting values of what is being said. Also MS is trying to make sure YS looks her best for the wedding. YS takes this as some power grab move and all hell breaks loose.

Really? Ugh. I hope that YS's comment that this alleged 'gay kyle' will be a brides maid.

Yeppie - KBomb's invite to his wedding. Stellar.