2008.11.26 (13:45): Little known fact...
I fought a polar bear once.
I came in expecting a bare knuckle brawl between man and beast. To the discredit of the polar bear he brought a rocket launcher that shot mountain lions two at a time.
I admonished my enemy, disarmed him, and summarily ended his honor-less existence.
To add insult to injury I consumed a tasty coke while laying on his pelt every December.
I came in expecting a bare knuckle brawl between man and beast. To the discredit of the polar bear he brought a rocket launcher that shot mountain lions two at a time.
I admonished my enemy, disarmed him, and summarily ended his honor-less existence.
To add insult to injury I consumed a tasty coke while laying on his pelt every December.
2008.11.25 (19:57): Anticipation of Nine Inch Nails!
Another fear years have gone by, and it is time for another Nine Inch Nails concert. It only seems like a few years ago on a god forsaken cold night Wampet and I traveled down to Lincoln to hit up the Pershing Center for the Nails. I believe that was one of the coldest nights that winter.
2008.11.21 (10:47): Prognosis - good
It was a rough and cold morning when I rolled out of bed today. A bit groggy, a bit of a head ache, but nothing bad. A quick shower and shave later I was feeling marginally better. A car window scrape, traffic, and a stand up meeting post that I am doing positively wonderful.
A bit bouncy.
Energy is running high.
DK and Jefe have conspired against me to change this contract change portion of my code - "bah!" I say. They can't keep me down!
I think I might go fight a polar bear.
Out!
A bit bouncy.
Energy is running high.
DK and Jefe have conspired against me to change this contract change portion of my code - "bah!" I say. They can't keep me down!
I think I might go fight a polar bear.
Out!
2008.11.19 (20:27): Stare at dez nuts country and rap fans!
100 Greatest Singers
God what a stellar list. This proves, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that current age rap and country are pale imitations of what they used to be and can be considered inferior.
God what a stellar list. This proves, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that current age rap and country are pale imitations of what they used to be and can be considered inferior.
2008.11.19 (16:42): The painful bitch slap of reality...
I was going to officially declare today a nice day, but after a quick review I am not sure if even a blue ribbon committee could do that.
2008.11.17 (14:58): Hmmm.. Interesting..
I joined a webforum awhile ago (dreamincode.net), and I have opted to join up for their secret santa. This should be interesting. A completely random person mailing me a box of stuff or a thing. This could be like a woot bag of crap!
As an aside, I picked up the next installment of Marvel Zombies 3 and The Dark Tower. Marvel zombies is proceeding in an interesting direction, while the Dark Tower fills in stellar spots between the lines. I cursed that Enders Game wasnt out when it said it would be out. How annoying
As an aside, I picked up the next installment of Marvel Zombies 3 and The Dark Tower. Marvel zombies is proceeding in an interesting direction, while the Dark Tower fills in stellar spots between the lines. I cursed that Enders Game wasnt out when it said it would be out. How annoying
2008.11.14 (15:32): Vomit monkeys...
*sigh* I should really reign in my bar hopping as I age. That or maybe opt to consume less. Last night was border line stupid. I opted to thank the porcelain god before bed so I could make work today. Arg. The roughness of a single man's life!
2008.11.13 (19:48): F’ you Katy Perry fans.. f-you..
Okay.. This has been something that needs to get out in the open. Fuuuuuuuuck you Katy Perry fans. I am so sick and tired of everyone going ga-ga over her damn song 'I Kissed a Girl'. Seriously. People are all "She's so out there.. that's crazy she would do a song like that... blah..blah..blah.." Get over it folks! She's not an original person to name a song like that nor pull it off that well.
2008.11.12 (14:44): w00t! November is NaNoWriMo!
National Novel Writing Month!
Is anyone participating? I should have put a bit of thought before hand.. say before halloween and I could get started finally... booo slack asses!
Is anyone participating? I should have put a bit of thought before hand.. say before halloween and I could get started finally... booo slack asses!
2008.11.06 (16:41): State Legistative reminder
http://www.nebraskalegislature.gov/c/portal/layout?p_l_id=PUB.1.262
http://www.sos.ne.gov/elec/pdf/filing_fee_schedule_08.pdf
http://www.sos.ne.gov/elec/pdf/filing_fee_schedule_08.pdf
2008.11.02 (14:51): Blogolicious!
A hundred unique people this last month! Good job folks. Any commentary, questions, or requests are welcome. Don't be shy. Step right up and make yourself known.
Halloween came and went. I went zombie this year. The only failing was the crappy store bought makeup was some funky cream based crap and soaked into (and started running) my stellar latex job. I was so pissed. Thankfully I had my makeup from the last year as wolfman from www.vampfangs.com. That stuff sure as hell saved the hour and a half invested in applying the latex. I now have decided never again to risk halloween.. vampfangs will have my makeup order!
Anyone care to see the end result?
Halloween came and went. I went zombie this year. The only failing was the crappy store bought makeup was some funky cream based crap and soaked into (and started running) my stellar latex job. I was so pissed. Thankfully I had my makeup from the last year as wolfman from www.vampfangs.com. That stuff sure as hell saved the hour and a half invested in applying the latex. I now have decided never again to risk halloween.. vampfangs will have my makeup order!
Anyone care to see the end result?